By Vincent G. Goyle
Good day ladies and losers! Once again its time for the most important article of all. Yep! The news of your fellow serpents reported by your favorite Slytherin of all. Me!
So the quidditch list is up! Guess what, not everyone made the cut! So heres the run down of the final list: Captain and Beater Wadsworth, Keeper Hale, Seeker Zabini, Beater Brown, Chaser Lestrange, Chaser Voegelle, Chaser Benson, Reserve Goyle and Reserve White. If you’re still dying to be on the team that bad then we need two more Reserves. Contact your captain for that one though.
Alright so I was contacted by Prof. Cuore and was given this to add to my article: [i]“Mr. Goyle, please let your fellows know that the RP challenge is lacking in activity. And please note that leaving your panda’s around the common room is a disturbance to the other students. Keep them in your own room.”[/i] Disregard that last part. Heh, did I mention it was one of those permanent charms that I cant edit out? Flint eat your heart out! Anyways, those RP challenges! Make sure those are getting done and finished! Five post minimum with a five sentence minimum per post is required and it must be finished out before submitting it to Prof. Cuore.
Sly of the Whenever has been updated finally! Prof. Male Lovingsgood is your top new professor. The poll says it, not me. Did I vote for him? No, but thats not always a bad thing in our house. It looks like our two new professors, Prof. Montgomery and Prof. MaKenzie didnt stand a chance at winning. But it was a close call with Prof. Female Lovingsgood.
Now its your turn to vote! Its your longer staffed professors you can vote for this time. And let me in no way sway you all to not vote for Prof. Cuore. Shes awesome and should win. Wait I didnt write that! Your other options are Prof. Devlin, Prof. He Peevison, Prof. La Cruz and Prof. Giordano.
In other news, anyone find a missing Banshee running (or floating, do they float?) around school, err, please contact me. She uh, got out so must catch it before she accidentally finds her way through the kitchens and down to the basement. Shes attracted to yellow.
Lastly, anyone with past Slytherin information, like old prefects, old professors, old heads, please contact either Me or Lyra Elani with that information for the Slytherin History site.
Til next time! Keep this in mind, we know we’re attractive and amazing and the coolest house on campus, but not everyone can date a Slytherin. Stay jealous and envious.
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