Moving on! Sly of the Whenever was finally updated. Professor Cuore has snatched the title and so humbly refused to congratulate herself on the win so here I am for her. CONGRATULATIONS PROFESSOR CUORE, YOU’RE TRULY AWESOME AND AMAZING AND JUST BECUZ YOU WON BY ONLY ONE VOTE DOESNT MEAN SQUAT TO ME AND OTHERS!!! I think that justifies it all.

Any Slytherin can now vote for the newest nominations which are some new kids. They are as follows: Shavonne Kerstter, Jake Ethan Carter, James Lee, Caleb Niven, and Quinn Wolstenholme. Dont know them? Well dont feel bad. I dont either. But hey, do your part and PM them! New kids you can thank me for your instant popularity right there.

QUIDDITCH!! We totally beat the puffs! Hellz yea! Im sure Mr. Swimmer or someone has all the details on it but my posse totally won! Congrats guys!!

Lastly, any Sly interested in sending out a “Valentine,” please visit the topic located in our area rightfully titled “Bloody Valentine” to find the information you need to send to Professor Devlin. All valentines are available for delivery from now til the 15th so get them in! (And not everyone send them to Joe Josh at once. He’ll probably need a break.)