Greetings and good tidings all. That doesnt sound right. Whatever. Its a greeting so you can live with it. Its that time of the week again when your new favorite Slytherin, whether you realize it or not, is here to present you with the news from Hogwart’s greatest house ever.
Well theres some new prefects [...]

Continue reading...

Evening ladies and gents. What, wait, what? Its not evening where you are? Well thats no matter. Its the evening somewhere else on this amazing planet we live on. Get over it.
OMG!! Sly of the Whenever has FINALLY been updated. Yes thats right, its FINALLY been updated. Its about damned time if I say so [...]

Continue reading...

Vincent Goyle here. Ready to bring you the latest news of the amazing house of Hogwarts. Thats right. The Slytherin House. Ready or not, here it comes.
If you havent noticed, Superlatives are up again. Gee it seems like only yesterday when I wrote out all of our amazing Slytherin winners last term. Well its back [...]

Continue reading...

By Vincent G. Goyle
Good day Goyle wannabe’s! How’s everyone doing? Great, I dont care. Your favorite article is back after yet another hiatus from yours truly. So you Sly little Slytherins you and you nosey outsiders, heres whats up lately from the green house.
Dorm rooms are having a change of pace. Professor Cuore would like [...]

Continue reading...

By Vincent G. Goyle
Yo, yo, yiggity yo! Vincent here, finally! Have you wondered where I’ve been? Aww too sweet. Well sad to say, but my body was taken over by a mind inhabiting Alien who refused to write this article for me or even let me attend classes. However, if you didnt care where I’ve [...]

Continue reading...

By Vincent G. Goyle

Good day ladies and losers! Once again its time for the most important article of all. Yep! The news of your fellow serpents reported by your favorite Slytherin of all. Me!
So the quidditch list is up! Guess what, not everyone made the cut! So heres the run down of the final list: [...]

Continue reading...

By Vincent G. Goyle
Ok all you pensieve readers, you will never ever believe what went down this week in the Slytherin house!
Dorm room invasion! Yes thats right, everyone’s dorm was invaded…with Fire Crabs! Oh no! Anyone who’s bed was caught on fire now resides in the common room with a sleeping bag until matters can [...]

Continue reading...

Inside the Snake Pit
First and foremost, I’d like to welcome Professors Lovingsgood, Makenzie, Lovingsgood and Montgomery into the Slytherin House. On behalf of me and the rest of the Slytherins, congrats and we hope you actually last long enough to complete the term!
As for our Holiday business, we were apparently invited to decorate wreaths. Did [...]

Continue reading...